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Fictitious advertisements that expose the true nature of
the savage alien race and their agenda of complete enslavement
and/or extermination of human beings here on Earth.
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DUPE, Inc.______
Humanoid Replication
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Alien Duplication using "CADAVER"
and "POD" vessels
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Rich Alien Technology used
to create another you!
Telepathic, Collective-Thought Replicants!
Only you and the aliens can tell the difference.
You can't be in two places at the same time;
but you and your replicant can!
Not Responsible for Illegal use of Replicants.
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Moon Base-11 is a fullY functional human colony
that prides itself on maintaining a pure human
population(no aliens, assimilates, re-animates or
re-incarnates)
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Escape the assimilating, savage,
alien race on planet Earth!
Buy a condo on "Moon Base-11
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Guaranteed Employment, human companionship,
and a healthy life-span of 85
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ASS_______
Alien Snuff Services, Inc
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WE NEUTRALIZE HUMAN
COCK-ROACHES__SEAMLESSLY!
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Are there humans competing with you? Are you
being forced to work for a living? If so,
call "ASS". We can help remove the competitive
humans from your life.
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Heart Attacks, Strokes, Aneurisms, AIDS, Lightning
Cancer, long term amnesia, strange lethal accidents,
and pre-arranged violent crimes.
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TELEPATHY, Inc.
__________Web-Site Designers
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State of the Art Web-Site:
Design, Marketing, and Administration
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Assimilated Web Design!
Not Assimilated People!
We care about our product because we are
still a 100% human, non-Alien Agency
corporation.
Contact via phone,fax,mail,or in person.
No telepathic channeling pleas!
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ABC_____
The Alien Broadcasting Corp
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WE PUT THE "BEE" IN
BROADCASTING and BIG BROTHER!
Telepathic Transmissions, Mind Scanning,
Thought Control, and Alien Security Surveillance
Cameras.
Suspect your human neighbor knows NOW?
Call "ABC" and our "Alien Security Cameras"
will turn their house into glass and their
lives into a terror filled soap-opera. While restoring your sense of safety__and provide you with an indecent
cash flow.
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BRI
Blade Runner Inc.
BRI, A LICENSED "MILITANT" INVESTIGATIVE CORP.
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IS YOUR WIFE
"ALIEN AGENCY"
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THEN SHE'S NOT YOUR WIFE!
Think your spouse or spouse-to-be is "alien agency"?
Don't understand her anymore?
Has the "bed-room" turned into the "war-room"?
Don't wait until she puts you in your place__
SIX FEET UNDER. Call BRI Today!
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DNA testing, vaginal examinations, MRI and CAT
brain scans, and state of the art back-ground
investigation
BRI, when you need to know the truth about the
"Alien Agency"
___and
your wife.
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Wakn-Alien__
"A Licensed Militant Detective Corp"
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Stressed out? Loosing your hair? Shrinking?
Acquiring strange diseases?
Bad Luck or maybe you think its a curse?
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You are not cursed! You are
being "played" by the SAVAGE ALIEN RACE and
if you don't fight back they'll take what you
value the most__YOU!
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When "God" isn't on your side
You need "WAKN-ALIEN"
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Don't play games with "mind controlling, savage aliens". Call the professionals at "WAKN-ALIEN"!
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